"Not Me! Monday"

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

We've been enjoying our pool a lot this summer. Since we still have 1 in diapers, she needs to wear a swim diaper "just in case". I am not so cheap that I let them dry in the sun and reuse them. Not Me!

After a busy morning of taking all 4 kids to a doctor's appt, to Toys R Us, to Sam's club and then out to lunch, I most certainly did not use the pool as a bribe to get all 4 kids to take a nap until daddy got home. Nope, wasn't me. Who would bribe their kids these days?

Ok, this one is as real as it gets around here. Because certain femine products clog our sewer system, I'm forced to wrap them and put them in the trash. Our dog is not disgusting and does not dig them out of the trash and chew them up and regurgitate them. Upon finding not 1 but 2 regurgitated packages on the CARPET, my oldest son did not say "ewwwwww....I think it's a coupon!" To which I did not laugh at before gagging as I did not clean up the mess. No more "coupons" in the bathroom trash, lol.

While swimming just this afternoon with the whole family, Jon's swim trunks did not bubble up in the front to which our oldest did not say in all seriousness "haha, that bubble looks just like a giant penis". Nope, not my son as we certainly do not call our privates by their correct anatomic name here.

I'm not sure I'll do this every monday but it is fun Keeping It Real!

p.s. while finishing up this post, my 2nd son did not put his little rump on me and totally rip ass toot. I have NO idea where he would have learned something that disgusting!